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We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
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Also, please don't send attachments or HTML, just URLs of funny eBay auctions, and tell us why you think the items are worthy.

So. Found an amusing, unusual or downright bizarre eBay auction? Send it in!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

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As Charlie Brown would say, "Good grief!"

Sunday, August 21, 2005

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Narm! Narm! Tonight marked the end of HBO's hit series "Six Feet Under", and grieving fans everywhere were able to tear themselves away long enough to post a plethora of merchandise on eBay.

The goods include ads from subways and bus shelters, items from Claire's wardrobe and a stainless steel sink from the embalming room in the basement.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

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I didn't think there was anything creepier than a hand-sculpted "preemie" doll. But clearly, I was wrong.

(thanks, Jeremy!)

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

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Dukes of Algebra: What was the coolest thing a Dukes of Hazzard fan could own in 1982? Was it the Colorforms? The AM radio? The General Lee go-kart?

The answer is, none of the above. Although the plastic guitar, needlepoint picture and fun tunnel play tent were strong contenders, the hands-down winner was clearly the Dukes of Hazzard pocket calculator.

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Nothing warms the heart like a touching depiction of a baby being mauled by puppies.

(thanks, Claire!)

Saturday, August 13, 2005

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"Mommy, I'm out of black crayons again!"

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Redneck Fashion Must-Haves: Hot off the runways of Hazzard County comes this dual-purpose belt buckle. It's a great way to meet thirsty ladies (and their jealous husbands!)

Bold fashion statements aren't just for beer drinkers; they're for wine snobs and NRA members, too.

Shooting and drinking aren't your thing? Show 'em just how sensitive you really are. Ooh baby, I love your way.

Vehicular enthusiasts can show their love for their rides by donning the biggest, baddest truck, train or, uh, chartered bus. However, if this van's a-rockin', maybe you need to lose weight.

A word of caution: If you're into 'dual drilling', you just might want to keep it to yourself.

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How to end the party quickly: Put on a different record.

2:33 PM | link

For He so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have enough light for reading.

2:29 PM | link

Need a present for your favorite pack rat?

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"I think Iíll go out to the pond, catch a big ole bullfrog and make a change purse out of him."

(thanks, MaryBeth!)

Monday, August 08, 2005

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Billy couldn't understand why all the neighborhood kids ran away crying whenever he came near them.

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For the woman who thinks smell is overrated: "Perfume Vile Assortment".

(thanks, Kevin!)

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"Wonderful and lovely double elephant statue." Because a title like "two horny pachyderms bumping uglies" just didn't sound quite right.

(thanks, Brian!)

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Rusty the squirrel would forever rue the day he found that acorn covered with superglue.

9:50 PM | link

Oh beautiful, for spacious skies,
for cuts along the grain,
for maple stained and coated with
some poly-ur-e-thane...

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Ever wonder why Darth Vader always sounded so congested? Maybe he just had really bad allergies.

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Remodeling your bathroom? Give the room a touch of history or a space age feel with these fixtures.


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