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Penn Hills Senior High School's 2005 production of "Waterworld" was hailed by the critics as a low budget success.
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Like the song says, "love stinks".
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frig·id (frjd) adj.
1. Lacking warmth of feeling.
2. Stiff and formal in manner.
3. Stone cold.
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Don't worry, lady - in another 10 years she'll replace the baby bottle with a beer bottle.
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And you thought oysters were an aphrodisiac...
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Harold was worried about his wife's diet, especially the excessive amount of salt she put on all her food.
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How convenient: "I don't know to much about time machines or electronics, but from my observations I believe that the machine ... is now in a non working condition."
(And speaking of time machines...)
(thanks to everyone who submitted these!)
6:41 PM | linkHaunted clock radioHaunted braHaunted $1 billHaunted spittoonHaunted talking brown paper bagHaunted dollAnother haunted dollAnd another haunted dollAnd yet another haunted dollHaunted slidesHaunted shortsHaunted vintage cameraHaunted old lady's earringsHaunted candy dishHaunted Spongebob SquarepantsHaunted necklaceHaunted paintingHaunted toasterHaunted shoesHaunted toast (Satanic, too)Haunted Grateful Dead t-shirt
Apparently the whole "haunted auction" thing is still alive, so to speak - at least, judging by the number of haunted submissions we receive. It's a bit done to death (haha), but clearly the genre still has its fans. So, without further ado, here's the latest batch of ghostly goodies up for grabs on eBay:
Haunted RamenHaunted house in GeorgiaHaunted carHaunted iPodHaunted Barbie dollHaunted mystery boxHaunted wedding dressHaunted bellHaunted Virgin Mary statueHaunted Jesus picture from a haunted funeral homeAnd finally, for variety's sake, a cursed crystal
(thanks, Rebekah, Darin, Steven, Susan, jadm5000, debbie, Kathie, Jason, Bob, Karen, DJ, Pat, Mark, shebaqueen, Ed, Mr. Jones, Sue, Dawn, penguin, Michelle, greengirl, Tony, Rich, Eugene and John!)
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What better way to promote the World's Nastiest Underwear than with the world's nastiest description?
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Why you should never leave your diaphragm unattended.
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Salt and pepper usually make a meal more appetizing. But not always.
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Sue couldn't afford to buy an antler chandelier, so she set her sights a little lower.
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Maybe a company that sells birth control pills will win the auction.
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Is your secret "I lead an incredibly boring life and have way too much time on my hands"?
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(And speaking of His Holiness... the man is dead. Couldn't you at least wear clean footwear to his funeral?)
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First, we highly doubt that the late Pope John Paul II is suddenly appearing in people's mirrors. And second, if he is, don't you think he'd find one that's a little bit nicer?
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Want to sell your car? Make sure you shoot lots of blurry photos from skewed Batman camera angles.
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"Hey, did you hear? The boss is taking the whole company to the Grand Canyon for a week!"
"Alright! A week away from the office!"
"Uh, not exactly."
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Welcome to heaven. Here are your wings, your harp, and your nipples.
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The perfect gift for the next baby shower you attend.
Especially if you hate the baby.
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We have no idea what they're selling, but the auction has a picture of a monkey so it must be clever.
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And speaking of fruit that looks like animals...
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The Echidna (also known as the Spiny Anteater) is a primitive, egg-laying mammal that lives in Australia. And occasionally it turns up disguised as a small coconut.
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Did you ever wish you could introduce two sellers?
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More crimes of fashion: "This jacket has "IT", it's got the "WOW FACTOR" that many of us glitzy divas crave!" (Glitzy divas in New Orleans, you get your own special jacket.)
Here's a shirt for the gal who just loves the look of tire tracks across her chest.
And if you've ever dreamed of having Cher wrapped around your leg, these jeans are for you.
And finally, what man doesn't like to think there's a raging bull in his trousers?
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Proceeds from this auction will be used to pay for my son's therapy, which he'll need a lot of after having been forced to wear these overalls throughout his childhood.
|Wednesday, April 06, 2005
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"What could be more dope than a thong to remember the Pope?"
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Let's play a little Jeopardy! -- WWBT-style.
Buttons, bobbleheads, programs, t-shirts, ticket stubs, and autographed photos.
What tacky items are sold at baseball parks on opening day, in arenas at rock concerts, and on eBay after the death of a Pope?
(oh but that we were kidding)
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Martha thought her husband's new soldering gun was a harmless toy until the day she discovered all her silverware was missing.
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Forget condoms, IUDs and the pill. This story is the best birth control we've ever seen.
(thanks, Beej, for reminding us why we don't have kids!)
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Sometimes you AREN'T what you eat: "I almost ate what may be a miracle on earth."
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Maybe she's crying because people keep saying they've seen her in grilled cheese sandwiches.
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"Garfield The Creepy Perverted Cat Withdrawn Riding Toy".
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There's camping, and then there's "camping."
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Haunted dolls and ad space on your forehead are, like, sooooo last week - all the cool kids are now selling the naming rights to their babies and houses and pets and stomach tumors and... uh...
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Terri Schiavo may be resting in peace, but there's no sleep for legions of eBayers looking to make a quick buck from her death.
Most are offering the usual memorabilia, like magazines and domain names. But wait, it gets even weirder: you can also buy cufflinks and fan art, a letter from Michael Schiavo and possibly the most tasteless souvenir imaginable: a feeding tube crucifix.
(thanks to all who contributed to this!)
(also, while we have your attention, please make sure you have a living will.)
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Some cooks have separate cutting boards for meat, poultry, seafood and produce. Oh yes, and human flesh.