ABOUT

We thought you'd never ask. Find out what this site is about, who's behind it, and who's talking about it.

Hey, guess what! One of us wrote a book! It has all the sass of WWBT and you'll probably learn something too.

CONTRIBUTE

We love hearing about weird eBay auctions, so if you find any please tell us! Closed auctions are fine, and so are items from other auction websites.

We accept lots of different things, but please don't submit:
- anything with the words "fart" or "gag" in the title
- kangaroo scrotum purses
- joke auctions that have already been listed many times (mystery auctions, ad space on body parts, 'haunted' items, Virgin Mary or Jesus images on food/rocks/etc.)

Also, please don't send attachments or HTML, just URLs of funny eBay auctions, and tell us why you think the items are worthy.

So. Found an amusing, unusual or downright bizarre eBay auction? Send it in!

2:31 PM | link

Ben was a particularly precocious child. Before he could even walk, he had glasses and his grandfather's hairline.

(thanks, Brian!)

1:38 PM | link

For a good time, call a Canuck: Putting someone's number on a bathroom wall is so old-school. Show 'em you mean business.

(thanks, Paul!)

4:18 AM | link

Maria thought music would make her evening run more enjoyable, but all it did was make her hungry.

(thanks, Heather!)

4:01 AM | link

Okay, so the air's clean and the water's pure, but we don't want to live anywhere that doesn't already have a bookstore, a mall, and a Starbucks.

(thanks, Ben!)

2:42 PM | link

If all ashtrays looked like this, no one would ever smoke.

(thanks, Claire!)

2:08 PM | link

There's just nothing better than a seller who's flexible and easy to work with.

9:44 PM | link

On his way to work, Bob flipped off a bus full of kids and nearly ran down a group of nuns, but he didn't care. In his pocket was redemption.

(thanks, Maridith!)

9:37 PM | link

She's gonna wash that man right outta her life.

ARCHIVES

Most auctions are removed by the auction sites after 90 days so to avoid dead links, we archive only a few months at a time.