| Friday, December 03, 2004 |
3:50 PM | link
 I don't know what those elves put in that eggnog but I am never going to another company party at the toy workshop again!
| Thursday, December 02, 2004 |
7:04 PM | link
 Hoping to infiltrate the Hershey factory, the evil robot donned a clever disguise.
(thanks, Jeff!)
6:40 PM | link
Finally, a truck no self-respecting thief would steal.
(thanks, Megan!)
6:31 PM | link
Other kids made paper airplanes. But Timmy wasn't like the other kids.
(thanks, David!)
6:20 PM | link
 S'mores Nativity Set: Baby Jesus comes nestled on a bed of flammable material in case he isn't soft and molten enough for you.
(thanks, Ellen!)
5:30 PM | link
Years of eating nothing but high-carb honey had taken their toll, and Winnie the Pooh knew it. So he went on the Atkins Diet.
(thanks, Joanne!)
5:13 PM | link
Martha Stewart unveiled her new bathroom line for Kmart this week...
5:11 PM | link
Who says Harley riders aren't fashionable?
2:56 PM | link
Gentlemen, start your lawyers.
(thanks, Jet!)
| Tuesday, November 30, 2004 |
1:59 PM | link
"Each one is handmade, crocheted by me, and unique. Like snowflakes. But better, and more vagina-ey."
1:13 PM | link
The label says it's "practical footwear." Because obviously, high heels would be impractical.
1:00 PM | link
When you get home from your walk, you can make your gerbil a tiny little peanut butter and banana sandwich!
(thanks, Ron!)
11:59 AM | link
Wind a few strings of lights around it, hot glue a couple ornaments and you'll have yourself one very mod, space age Christmas tree.
11:17 AM | link
That's one way to discourage unwanted callers.
| Sunday, November 28, 2004 |
10:23 PM | link
 Lucky for young Johnny, Farmer Brown was standing by with an ice pack to soothe his tender, bruised buttocks.
10:14 PM | link
Crossdressing tip of the day: long skirts are your friend!
(thanks, Marie!)
10:11 PM | link
If Jesus can't save your soul, he can at least save your spare change.
10:08 PM | link
"Outhouse" and "gorgeous": two words you rarely see in the same sentence.
8:20 PM | link
As an experienced eBay seller, I believe that in order to make the sale you really need to include seizure-inducing graphics and music that conveys the full horror of the product you're selling.
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