| Saturday, February 12, 2005 |
5:59 PM | link
 Gary felt it was time he got in touch with his feminine side.
(thanks, Nancy!)
5:57 PM | link
If you get funny looks at the pool, just tell people you're a giant, metallic robot-flower.
5:55 PM | link
Marketing tips from the pros: a few happy, smiling teddy bears can sell just about anything.
5:50 PM | link
For every time you've said "it's about fucking time"...
5:47 PM | link
It's a beau-tee-ful day in the eBay-hood... For sale: five original puppets from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, including Queen Saturday, Henrietta Pussycat, Mr. and Mrs. Platypus and Grandpere.
(thanks, Jet!)
5:43 PM | link
Honey, I told you to go to the store and buy a jar of preserves and a chicken - not a jar of preserved chicken!
(thanks, Jeff!)
| Friday, February 11, 2005 |
7:45 PM | link
Most people buy calendars with pictures of cute little puppies or kittens... not the stuff that comes out of them.
(thanks, Karen!)
7:41 PM | link
"This Valentine's Day say "I love you" with pink leather!" Along with a few curses muttered in Latin.
(thanks, Allen!)
7:30 PM | link
And you thought it was just a sandwich filling.
(thanks, Megan!)
7:25 PM | link
"When I die, you win!" Assuming that riding a motorcycle without a helmet doesn't kill him before he has time to acquire any assets.
(thanks, nebugeater!)
7:18 PM | link
More adventures in Feedback.
(thanks, Jeff & Barbara!)
7:17 PM | link
"Apprentice" fans, take note: up for grabs are two boxes of Tana Gertz's business cards.
(thanks, Shelah!)
7:15 PM | link
And they say all the good domain names are taken.
7:01 PM | link
Nothing says "class" like adding a touch of the great outdoors to your home.
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