| Wednesday, February 23, 2005 |
10:58 PM | link
 Wild Kingdom: Television has its share of shows about animals doing cute things, but how often do you see a turkey giving the bird, a frog orgy, a squirrel playing golf or Sheriff Armadillo?
(thanks, Roger!)
10:50 PM | link
Grampa insisted he was too old and tired to shovel the driveway. But Grandma knew better.
(thanks, Precision Auto!)
10:47 PM | link
Jimmy loved carrots. And whaddaya know, it turns out carrots loved him right back.
(thanks, Shelley!)
10:46 PM | link
Some risks in life are worth taking. But not all of them...
(thanks, Richard & Ernie & Kathryn!)
10:43 PM | link
Have a housemate who spends too much time in the bathroom? Maybe this will hurry them along.
(thanks, Claire!)
10:41 PM | link
Cute toy, but you'll need a doctor's note to play with it.
(thanks, Marie!)
| Monday, February 21, 2005 |
11:56 PM | link
 Think of it as a "Do Not Disturb" sign for your front door.
| Sunday, February 20, 2005 |
2:51 PM | link
 If Van Gogh had Legos...
(thanks, Michael!)
2:51 PM | link
If elected governor, I promise to create new jobs, strengthen our schools, and make your bathroom so clean it sparkles.
2:50 PM | link
If you can't make up your mind, maybe you shouldn't be having sex at all.
2:49 PM | link
Some kids build model cars and planes. But Timmy wasn't like the other kids.
2:48 PM | link
 It's not easy being green...
(thanks, Mark!)
2:47 PM | link
Elvis' last unrecorded song: "If I'd Only Bought Her Roses" (But I Spent All My Money On Pills).
(thanks, Robin!)
2:17 PM | link
Don't just hang another silly old painting in your home - now you can proudly display the art of the food chain.
2:03 PM | link
Hey, isn't this how Steven Spielberg got started?
(thanks, Iain!)
1:40 PM | link
 Under the covers: A vast array of cleverly designed iPod skins are available, including styles that will appeal to smokers, glamour girls and handymen.
(thanks, Craig & nvbell!)
1:18 PM | link
This striking clock has a unique alarm system; no chimes, but every hour on the hour you'll have an orgasm.
1:06 PM | link
If you don't like the girl, will you leave negative feedback?
(thanks, Mary!)
12:51 PM | link
What happens when an eBay employee's photo is posted on the website?
A lot of bored eBayers fire up Photoshop, that's what.
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